1st situation:-Last day, it's tickle me when a boy, while waiting for his order Roti Canai in our warong, talking with his friend.His friend which is gatal tangan, disturb the knife beside him. And his friend said:-Boy1: Gutuk,
*forgot his name* jangan kacau tu pisau ba. Teputung ma tangan ko.
Boy2: Isk, kalau teputung, buli tumbuh balik.
Me:
*Laugh* Aik...tangan ko buli tumbuh lagi ka gia??
Boy2: Buli ba..ni
*Showing his hand*
Me: Mana?
Boy2: Pointing his Thumb nail.
Me: Wakakaak..adui..itu kuku..mimang la tumbuh...
Boy2: heheeheh...
2nd Situation:-Me and my nephew *8 YO*Nephew: anty, di mana tu baby anty keluar?
Me: erm...anty pun tida tau. Anty belum pernah beranak. nanti ko tanya mama ko ar.
Nephew:
*unsatisfied* Kena bedah ka?
Me: Nda tau....
Then, my MIL cut our coversation.MIL: iya..kena bedah la tu. kena potong begiiiini...
*showing the longer*Nephew: eee....Mati la tu kan
MIL: aik?? mama ko mati ka gia?
Nephew: heheh..palis-palis.
The direct action or even the question made me laugh. Ya la..sebab children suka bertanya. But then, there is easy thing to explain and there is complicated..mcm hal mo beranak...takan la I answer him, dari Rahim la...sure he will ask me back, Rahim tu apa?? And what should I reply? ..heheheh..